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Vintage Mitterteich Bavaria Porcelain Decorative Plate 7 3/4" Lied der Schwaben

$ 13.2

Availability: 87 in stock
  • Restocking Fee: No
  • Condition: Funny! Translation in description!
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
  • Refund will be given as: Money Back
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • Brand: Mitterteich
  • Object Type: Decorative Plate
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
  • Color: White
  • Original/Reproduction: Vintage Original

    Description

    GERMANY - BAVARIA HUMOROUS COLLECTOR PLATE "LIED DER SCHWABEN" Mitterteich is manufacturer (see picture of back of plate).
    Here is the English Translation:
    THE SONG OF THE SWABIANS
    Do know the land where laughter reigns
    Where Spaetzle are made of liver and no one complains
    Where Fritzle is the name for kids that fits
    Where logs are still used for taking sh*ts
    Where Baenkle is the word for bench
    And every train a Zuegle
    Where onion cake gives off a stench
    And cider comes in Kruegle
    Where "stupid sow" and "kiss my *ss"
    Are said with every breath
    Where every single soul, alas,
    Just works himself to death.
    The Schwob will pinch the Pfennigs hard
    And starve just to be thrifty
    To build a small house in his yard
    But break the ground at fifty.
    The job once done, he rests his hand
    His *ssh*le closes tight
    O Swabia, the Promised Land
    You're really out of sight.